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hi:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol

Beyoncé listening to her music.

sadgaymeme:

sweet dreams are

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who am i to

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when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

Track Title: f is for

oppa420:

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

thewicked-eternity