all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.
if you’ve never stayed up 67890 hours later than you’re supposed to so you can get 5 stars on a kim kardashian hollywood task then you obviously have no life
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'